Hotel Des Pierres - Situated near Greve de Lecq. With tariff and accommodation guide.
Highlands Hotel - Christian accommodation in St Brelade. Tariffs and video clips.
Biarritz Hotel - Methodist fellowship and christian hospitality. Amenities, contact and reservations.
Morvan Family Hotels - Group information for Samares, Norfolk, Fort D'Auvergne, Uplands and Monterey Hotels; information and contact details for establishments.
Merlin House - Self catering apartments in St. Helier. Description and contact details.
Hotel La Place - Four Sun rating, situated near St Aubin. With tariff, accommodation guide and virtual tour.
Greenhills Country Hotel - Located in the 'Green Lane' Parish of St. Peter; five minutes drive from Jersey Airport. Contact and tariff.
Alhambra Hotel - 18 bedroom family run hotel. Tarif and contact details.
Huggler Hotel Group - Describes the Group's Apollo and Beaufort hotels and includes booking information and island detail.
Inglewood Bed and Breakfast - Situated in St clement. With tariff, accommodation guide and French translation. Sights of the island.
May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Accommodation "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Accommodation
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Accommodation You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Accommodation
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Accommodation Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Accommodation
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Accommodation See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Accommodation
You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Accommodation "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Accommodation Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Accommodation
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Accommodation "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Accommodation
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Accommodation Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Accommodation
Man and wife make one fool. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Accommodation "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation
"I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Accommodation The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Accommodation
The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Accommodation People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Accommodation
