Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Transportation Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Transportation
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Transportation "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Transportation
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Spinster: A bachelor's wife. If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Transportation Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Transportation
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Transportation "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Transportation
When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Transportation Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Transportation
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Transportation Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Transportation
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Transportation Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Transportation
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-- Les Brown "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Transportation There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Transportation
"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Transportation Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Transportation
People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Transportation "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Transportation
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Transportation Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Transportation
