Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
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-- Anonymous Hotels We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Hotels Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Hotels
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Hotels Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
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-- Dr. Strangelove Hotels
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Hotels Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Hotels
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
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-- Hal Abelson I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane What does not kill me makes me stronger.
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-- Anonymous "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Hotels
"Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Hotels He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Hotels
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Hotels
The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Hotels "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Hotels
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
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-- Kelvin Throop I No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Hotels Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Hotels
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
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-- Michel de Montaigne Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
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-- Senator Soaper Hotels I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
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-- English Professor, Ohio University One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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-- Bertrand Russell Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Hotels
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
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-- Pope John Paul I Hotels The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
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