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If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett News and Media "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins News and Media
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) News and Media The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
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There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward News and Media "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn News and Media
My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown News and Media Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show News and Media
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume News and Media Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner News and Media
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) News and Media I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) News and Media
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler News and Media "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) News and Media
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo News and Media No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup News and Media
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus News and Media "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken News and Media
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker News and Media The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed News and Media
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln News and Media Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner News and Media
