"You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Lodging Man and wife make one fool. "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Lodging
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Lodging No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Lodging
An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Lodging "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Lodging
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lodging I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Lodging
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Lodging It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Lodging
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Lodging "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Lodging
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Lodging Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Lodging
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Lodging The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Lodging
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Lodging People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Lodging
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Lodging ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Lodging
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Lodging Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Lodging
