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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Services ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Services
He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Services He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Services
Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Services "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Services
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Services I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Services
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Services "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Services
In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
"Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Services Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Services
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Services Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Services
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Services There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Services
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Services I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Services
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Services A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Services
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Services Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Services
