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-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
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-- Ernest Hemingway Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
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-- Benjamin Tillett The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
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-- Albert Einstein Shopping
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
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