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Ministry of Finance of Lithuania - Information about Lithuanian financial market, State debt, National budget, economic statistics, Insurance companies, law, privatisation, useful links.
National Paying Agency - Administration of the EU Special Accession Programme for Agriculture and Rural Development (SAPARD) and National Programmes as well.
Lithuanian Parliament - News, structure, history and documents of the Parliament.
Lithuanian Mission to EU - Mission of the Republic of Lithuania to European Communities.
President of Lithuania - Presidential activities, annual addresses, speeches and statements, weekly reviews, visits, interviews. Biography of the President and the First Lady. Office of the President - contacts, Presidential Palace, history, virtual tour.
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality and "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder Government "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Government Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! -- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Government "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. -- Anonymous Government blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Silence is argument carried out by other means. -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married. -- George Bernard Shaw Government Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry Government Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein Government The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Government Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion. -- George Santayana "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson Government The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? Government Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. -- G. K. Chesterton "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington Government There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. -- Ovid Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. -- Anonymous Government We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi If a man does his best, what else is there? - General George S. Patton If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- Anonymous Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Government The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will Government Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Government Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi Government This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers Ninety percent of the game is half mental. -- Yogi Berra "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --John Simon Government Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones Government "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holden "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning Government Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night. -- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting. -- John Brown - last words Government They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous Government The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet. -- Andy Warhol The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J Government
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