English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Travel and Tourism
"No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Travel and Tourism
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Travel and Tourism In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Travel and Tourism
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Travel and Tourism
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Travel and Tourism Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Travel and Tourism "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Travel and Tourism
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Travel and Tourism "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Travel and Tourism A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Travel and Tourism The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Travel and Tourism
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Travel and Tourism No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
