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"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Travel and Tourism
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Travel and Tourism I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Travel and Tourism
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Travel and Tourism "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Travel and Tourism
Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Travel and Tourism The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Travel and Tourism
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Travel and Tourism Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Travel and Tourism
Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Travel and Tourism A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Travel and Tourism
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Travel and Tourism "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Travel and Tourism
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Travel and Tourism "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Travel and Tourism
"A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Travel and Tourism Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Travel and Tourism blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Travel and Tourism
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism
