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I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Lodging "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Lodging
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
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-- Jean de La Fontaine The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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more letter she'd have to remember.
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As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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-- Samuel Butler Lodging
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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worse tha A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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know what to create.
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-- ROBERT FROST Lodging
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Lodging There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Lodging
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Lodging the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Lodging
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Lodging May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Lodging
Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
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- Albert Einstein Lodging I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Lodging
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Lodging When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Lodging
"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Lodging I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Lodging
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
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