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We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Travel and Tourism "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Travel and Tourism
"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Travel and Tourism "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Travel and Tourism
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Travel and Tourism "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Travel and Tourism There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Travel and Tourism
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Travel and Tourism
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Travel and Tourism
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Travel and Tourism The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Travel and Tourism
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Travel and Tourism Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Travel and Tourism
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Travel and Tourism "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Travel and Tourism
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Travel and Tourism God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Travel and Tourism
