Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Bed and Breakfast Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Wedding Toast Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
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"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
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-- Fred Allen Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Bed and Breakfast "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Bed and Breakfast
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
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-- G. K. Chesterton "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
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-- Aesop My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Bed and Breakfast
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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-- Rich Little Bed and Breakfast
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
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-- Anonymous The first duty of love is to listen.
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-- Richard Rosen Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
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-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Bed and Breakfast
He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Bed and Breakfast The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
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Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
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-- Caroline Rhea The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Bed and Breakfast "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
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During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
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-- Ben Hecht Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Bed and Breakfast "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Bed and Breakfast
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Bed and Breakfast Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Bed and Breakfast
