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Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Tour Operators What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Tour Operators
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Tour Operators "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Tour Operators
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Tour Operators We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Tour Operators
"One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Tour Operators "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Tour Operators
People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Tour Operators "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Tour Operators
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tour Operators Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Tour Operators
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Tour Operators If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Tour Operators
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Tour Operators If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Tour Operators
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Tour Operators "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Tour Operators
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Tour Operators The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Tour Operators
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Tour Operators You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Tour Operators
