"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel Agents Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Travel Agents
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Travel Agents The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Travel Agents
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Travel Agents To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Travel Agents
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel Agents "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Travel Agents
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Travel Agents "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Travel Agents
I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Travel Agents "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Travel Agents
"The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Travel Agents America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Travel Agents
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Travel Agents Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Travel Agents
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Travel Agents "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Travel Agents
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Travel Agents Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Travel Agents
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Travel Agents Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Travel Agents
