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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Weather Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Weather
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Weather There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Weather
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Weather "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Weather
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Weather Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Weather
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Weather Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Weather
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Weather No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Weather
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Weather "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Weather
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Weather "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Weather
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Weather Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Weather
Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Weather Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Weather
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Weather "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Weather
