"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Government A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Government
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Government The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Government
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Government I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Government
"The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Government If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Government
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Government Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Government
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Government Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Government
It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Government That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Government
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Government What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Government
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Government No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Government
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Government Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Government
Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Government The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Government
