When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Health If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Health
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Health The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Health
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Health The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Health
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Health The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Health
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Health The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Health
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Health "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Health
Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Health "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Health
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Health "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Health
"The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Health Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Health
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Health Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Health I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Health
