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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ News and Media Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine News and Media
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show News and Media I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx News and Media
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese News and Media "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder News and Media
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. News and Media "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) News and Media
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller News and Media We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous News and Media
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken News and Media I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville News and Media
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw News and Media "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford News and Media
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John News and Media He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley News and Media
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) News and Media Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker News and Media
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, News and Media I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley News and Media
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs News and Media We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die News and Media
