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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Television Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Television
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Television Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Television
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Television I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Television
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Television "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Television
"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Television The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Television
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Television He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Television
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Television There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Television
For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Television Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Television
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Television "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Television
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Television When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Television
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Television "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Television
