Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Travel and Tourism You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Travel and Tourism
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
"Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Travel and Tourism In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Travel and Tourism
The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Travel and Tourism A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Travel and Tourism
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Travel and Tourism
Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Travel and Tourism It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Travel and Tourism
"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Travel and Tourism Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Travel and Tourism
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Travel and Tourism The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Travel and Tourism Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Travel and Tourism
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Travel and Tourism I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Travel and Tourism
