Yahoo Group - DanceMalta - A mailing list for local dancers, students and others interested in the hobby.
Libraries & Archives Department - Part of the Government of Malta, includes information about the National Library, Malta & Gozo Public Libraries, and the National Archives.
Project Malta - Photography project on Malta inviting participants from around the world. Includes gallery, participants, sponsors and profiles of the photographers.
Maltastargate - A local fansite about the tv show Stargate SG-1. Includes cast information, edpisode summaries with pictures, gallery, and technology.
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With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
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One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
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Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
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-- Oscar Wilde Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
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