Sean Gabriel Ellul's Art Gallery - Sean Ellul's art gallery, modern/expressionist figurative art, features recent work, past work and artist information.
Antonella Grima - Online gallery of a local painter. Includes biography, events, and guestbook.
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Artists and Galleries "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Artists and Galleries
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt What's new? Most of my wife. "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Artists and Galleries It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Artists and Galleries
"Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Artists and Galleries A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Artists and Galleries
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Artists and Galleries A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Artists and Galleries
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Artists and Galleries May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Artists and Galleries
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Artists and Galleries "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Artists and Galleries
Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Artists and Galleries As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Artists and Galleries
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Artists and Galleries A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Artists and Galleries
Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Artists and Galleries Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Artists and Galleries
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Artists and Galleries Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Artists and Galleries
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Artists and Galleries The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Artists and Galleries
