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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Theatre Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Theatre
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Theatre Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Theatre
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Theatre LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Theatre
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Theatre The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Theatre
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Theatre "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Theatre
Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Theatre Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Theatre
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Theatre I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Theatre
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Theatre Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Theatre
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Theatre "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Theatre
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Theatre We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Theatre
"In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Theatre When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Theatre
