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A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Security My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Security
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Security Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Security
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Security Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Security
If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Security The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Security
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Security There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Security
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Security There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Security
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Security "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Security
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Security Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Security
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Security "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Security
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Security Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Security
"Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Security No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Security
