LexNET: The Maltese Law Website - Includes law directory, listing major law contacts in Malta, and offers free web-based email accounts for Maltese lawyers.
LEGAL-MALTA - Portal dealing with many aspects of Maltese law.
MaltaMoots - A moot court competition organised by the country's law students organisations, Ghaqda Studenti tal-Ligi and The European Law Students Association Malta.
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