What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Travel and Tourism It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Travel and Tourism
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Travel and Tourism Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Travel and Tourism
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Travel and Tourism Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Travel and Tourism "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Travel and Tourism
You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Travel and Tourism "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Travel and Tourism
"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Travel and Tourism Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Travel and Tourism
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Travel and Tourism He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Travel and Tourism
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel and Tourism
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Travel and Tourism
