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Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Guides and Directories Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Guides and Directories
blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Guides and Directories Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Guides and Directories
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Guides and Directories I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Guides and Directories
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Guides and Directories It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Guides and Directories
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Guides and Directories "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Guides and Directories
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Spinster: A bachelor's wife. If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Guides and Directories Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Guides and Directories
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Guides and Directories You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Guides and Directories
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Guides and Directories A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Guides and Directories
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Guides and Directories No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Guides and Directories
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Guides and Directories Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Guides and Directories
"Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Guides and Directories Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Guides and Directories
