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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Travel and Tourism Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Travel and Tourism
History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Travel and Tourism Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Travel and Tourism
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Travel and Tourism "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Travel and Tourism
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Travel and Tourism My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Travel and Tourism
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Travel and Tourism Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Travel and Tourism
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Travel and Tourism When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Travel and Tourism
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Travel and Tourism Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism
"Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
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Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Travel and Tourism A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Travel and Tourism
