The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Travel and Tourism "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Travel and Tourism
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Travel and Tourism Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Travel and Tourism
"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Travel and Tourism Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Travel and Tourism
Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Travel and Tourism "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Travel and Tourism
"I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Travel and Tourism
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Travel and Tourism For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Travel and Tourism
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Travel and Tourism Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Travel and Tourism
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Travel and Tourism "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Travel and Tourism
"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Travel and Tourism Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Travel and Tourism
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Travel and Tourism Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Travel and Tourism
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Travel and Tourism
