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"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Xlendi "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Xlendi
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Xlendi "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Xlendi
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Xlendi "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Xlendi
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Xlendi Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Xlendi
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Xlendi Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Xlendi
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Xlendi The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Xlendi
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Xlendi Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Xlendi
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Xlendi When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Xlendi
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Xlendi You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Xlendi
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Xlendi The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Xlendi
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Xlendi "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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