St. Paul Fencing Club - Includes contacts, news, photos and results. Located in B'Kara.
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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Malta If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Malta
Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Malta Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Malta
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Malta "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Malta
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Malta Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Malta
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Malta When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Malta
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Malta Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Malta
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Malta Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Malta
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Malta Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Malta
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Malta Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Malta
"Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Malta Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Malta
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Malta Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Malta
