Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Travel and Tourism The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Travel and Tourism
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Travel and Tourism "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Travel and Tourism
"Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Travel and Tourism And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
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"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Travel and Tourism That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Travel and Tourism
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Travel and Tourism
By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Travel and Tourism "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Travel and Tourism "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Travel and Tourism
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Travel and Tourism People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Travel and Tourism
