Aquabubbles Diving School - Details of the diving instruction and equipment hire services offered, along with a photograph gallery.
Gramps Co. Ltd. - Details of the balloon printing and Christmas cracker production services offered.
Holiday in Marsascala, Malta - Information about the facilities in, and the history of, the resort of Marsascala.
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Marsascala Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Marsascala
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Marsascala We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Marsascala Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Marsascala
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Marsascala "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marsascala
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Marsascala Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Marsascala
The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Marsascala Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Marsascala
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marsascala Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Marsascala
Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Marsascala Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Marsascala
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Marsascala Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Marsascala
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Marsascala This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Marsascala
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Marsascala A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Marsascala
