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We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Mellieha When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Mellieha
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Mellieha Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Mellieha
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Mellieha When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Mellieha
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Mellieha It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Mellieha
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Mellieha Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Mellieha
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Mellieha "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Mellieha
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Mellieha Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Mellieha
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Mellieha I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Mellieha
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Mellieha Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Mellieha
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Mellieha Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Mellieha
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Mellieha Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Mellieha
