It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw San Anton The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
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Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi San Anton We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald San Anton The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li San Anton
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan San Anton "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale San Anton
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) San Anton Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou San Anton
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. San Anton Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
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Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau San Anton There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) San Anton All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? San Anton
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain San Anton Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) San Anton
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer San Anton We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford San Anton
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin San Anton I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
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