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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Every flower must grow through dirt.
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-- Oscar Wilde Lodging
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-- Gloria Steinem "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Lodging Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
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-- B.F. Skinner Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
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-- H. L. Mencken I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
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- Sir Winston Churchill Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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-- Albert Einstein Lodging
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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-- LaRouchefoucauld Lodging
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
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as If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
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-- Albert Einstein Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
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-- Billy Sunday Lodging The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
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-- Dean Inge No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Lodging
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
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-- Thomas Jefferson "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Lodging "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
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-- Cormac McCarthy Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Lodging
A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
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-- Robert Benchley If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Lodging Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
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grie Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Lodging
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
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These days they more often leave that way.
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