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Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Education "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Education
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Education
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Education You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Education
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Education The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Education
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Education All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Education
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Education Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Education
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Education
"If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Education "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Education
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Education There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Education
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Education "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Education
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Education "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Education
