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If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Health My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Health
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Health You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
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Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Health Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Health
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Health
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Health "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Health
"These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Health Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Health
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Health "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Health
"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Health Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Health
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Health It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Health
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Health It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Health
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Health We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Health
