The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Weather "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Weather
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Weather It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Weather
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Weather Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Weather
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Weather We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Weather
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Weather This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Weather
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Weather "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Weather
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Weather My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Weather
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Weather Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Weather
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Weather If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Weather
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Weather I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Weather
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weather Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Weather
