"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Monaco The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Monaco
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Monaco blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Monaco
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Monaco Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Monaco
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Monaco The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Monaco
"Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Monaco Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Monaco
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Monaco Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Monaco
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Monaco "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Monaco
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Monaco I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Monaco
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Monaco Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Monaco
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Monaco It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th My other wife is beautiful. Monaco
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Monaco "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Monaco
