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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Travel Guides "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Travel Guides
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Travel Guides "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Travel Guides
"The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Travel Guides "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Travel Guides
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Travel Guides Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel Guides
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Travel Guides This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Travel Guides
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Travel Guides The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Travel Guides
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Travel Guides "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Travel Guides
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Travel Guides It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Travel Guides
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Travel Guides A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Travel Guides
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Travel Guides We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Travel Guides
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Travel Guides "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Travel Guides
