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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Clubs and Venues Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Clubs and Venues
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Clubs and Venues "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Clubs and Venues
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Clubs and Venues I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Clubs and Venues
The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Clubs and Venues "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Clubs and Venues
At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Clubs and Venues There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Clubs and Venues
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Clubs and Venues Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Clubs and Venues
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Clubs and Venues Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Clubs and Venues
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Clubs and Venues "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Clubs and Venues
"Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Clubs and Venues Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Clubs and Venues
Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Clubs and Venues Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Clubs and Venues
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Clubs and Venues "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Clubs and Venues
