"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 MP3 No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb MP3
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion MP3 The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) MP3
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance MP3 "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) MP3
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon MP3 "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. MP3
"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) MP3 blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) MP3
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w MP3 "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) MP3
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless MP3 Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) MP3
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville MP3 Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous MP3
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus MP3 A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to MP3
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung MP3 The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset MP3
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli MP3 Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken MP3
