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Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Comics I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Comics
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Comics There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Comics
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Comics Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Comics
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Comics The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Comics
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Comics Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Comics
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Comics We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Comics
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Comics To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Comics
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Comics Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Comics
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Comics There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Comics
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Comics "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Comics
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Comics Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
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