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-- Carl Gustav Jung "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
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-- Abraham Lincoln "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
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