Azuleen - International practice of alternative medicine.
The Ephedra Site - Offers information on the use of Ephedra, can be used to treat asthma and allergies.
Aloha o ka I - Hawaiian Lomilomi massage, Self-Identity through Ho'oponopono classes (the ancient way of forgiveness and healing) and nature/culture tours in Hawaii.
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Alternative A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Alternative
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Alternative I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Alternative
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) What's new? Most of my wife. In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Alternative We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Alternative
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Alternative When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Alternative
"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Alternative Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Alternative
It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Alternative Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Alternative
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Alternative The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Alternative
"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Alternative I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Alternative
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Alternative Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Alternative
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Alternative We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Alternative
"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Alternative You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Alternative
