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Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Alkmaar Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Alkmaar
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Alkmaar The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Alkmaar
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Alkmaar "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Alkmaar
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Alkmaar "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Alkmaar
What's new? Most of my wife. "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Alkmaar UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Alkmaar
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Alkmaar Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Alkmaar
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Alkmaar Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Alkmaar
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Alkmaar "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Alkmaar
blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Alkmaar No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Alkmaar
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Alkmaar Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
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Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Alkmaar We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Alkmaar
