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bre blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) American Football "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday American Football
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart American Football If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey American Football
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli American Football "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther American Football
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield American Football I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson American Football
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. American Football It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw American Football
"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) American Football "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln American Football
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde American Football Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell American Football
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac American Football "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White American Football
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson American Football A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire American Football
"It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from American Football When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. American Football
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) American Football If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) American Football
