We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Liberation "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Liberation
"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Liberation That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Liberation
blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Liberation Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Liberation
The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Liberation The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Liberation
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Liberation "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Liberation
"Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Liberation Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Liberation
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Liberation Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Liberation
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Liberation Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Liberation
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Liberation Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Liberation
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Liberation It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Liberation
A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Liberation Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Liberation
